Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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