margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
