so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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