Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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