people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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