apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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