We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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