all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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