There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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