It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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