Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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