hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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