Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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