ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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