hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
