I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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