I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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