No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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