I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
