is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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