What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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