youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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