u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Randomize
