these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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