My cat gives me a boner
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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