Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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