if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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