I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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