ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she told me i tasted like america
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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