i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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