I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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