A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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