Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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