wat bout pragnant strippers??
what if I'm pregnant?
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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