The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
