I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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