Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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