just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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