now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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