Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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