lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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