and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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