i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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