I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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