I hate all girls vehemently.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So much Jack, so little girl.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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