don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
True strength comes from lack of pants
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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