We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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