the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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