Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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