he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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