i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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